warrenellis: New rule: if your first post on Vine is six seconds of your fucking cat then I get to murder you in the face with tools and Vine it
warrenellis: useful social note: combo-punching real people in the face still doesn’t make them turn into a shower of gold coins
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
wolvensnothere: ethicalbreakdance: thebluthcompany: First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4! Oh my god. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
wolvensnothere: teratocybernetics: warpedlamp: I have found the perfect gif representation of what internet arguments look like. I snorted unattractively. ACCURATE.
"Internet friendship is not real"
Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet. WORD. I hate this argument.